fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
worldsgayestconsultingdetective: every british person has an old shirt covered in signatures from their last day at primary school no exceptions
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere Spat with laughter!
jennifer-jareau: white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys
vardaesque: burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a...
iwillburntheheartrightoutofyou: aaannalla: I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE!